comrades;
• FAMILY! my parachute didn't open and the backup failed.
• CHILDHOOD FRIENDS! the pixie dust prevailed and i woke up next to you.
• ATTACHED AT THE HIP! i came into being; it was all downhill from there.
• PARTNERS IN CRIME! what do you do when your life's a disaster.
• BEST FRIENDS! you're moving faster; it's getting harder to breathe.
• CLOSE FRIENDS! what do you say if someone is right but you disagree.
• GOOD FRIENDS! i was told you were depressed by a little bird.
• AVERAGE FRIENDS! it convulsed on the pavement, whispered, "i am hated."
• ACQUAINTANCES! your genetic flaws; i said, "say it all".
• CLASSMATES! you can't decipher reflections from reality.
• SECRET FRIENDS! but neither can i; i noticed neither can i.
• FRIENDS BY ASSOCIATION! you are the circle, i am the square.
• MIXED FEELINGS! i have the non-cut, you have the cool hair.
• MUTUAL RESPECT! we both take showers for almost an hour.
• FUTURE FRIENDS! but only once a week or two.



suitors;
• FIANCEE! i wake up with blood-shot eyes.
• GIRLFRIEND! struggled to memorize the way it felt between your thighs.
• DATING! pleasure that made you cry; feels so good to be bad.
• SEXUAL PARTNERS! not worth the aftermath; try to get you back.
• MUTUAL CRUSH! i still don't have the reason and you don't have the time.
• CRUSH ON WILLOW! really makes me wonder if i ever gave a fuck about you.
• MUTUAL LUST! give me something to believe in; i don't believe in you.
• LUST FOR WILLOW! you told me how you're feeling but i don't believe it.
• ONE NIGHT STAND! i wonder if it even makes a difference to try.
• FLIRTS! i want to dive into you; forget what you're going through.
• SEXUAL TENSION! one day i'll wake up and it won't hurt anymore.
• ONE-SIDED OBSESSION! you caught me in a lie; i have no alibi.
• POSITIVE EX-LOVER! the words you said don't have a meaning.
• NEGATIVE EX-LOVER! it makes me wonder if i ever thought about you.
• FUTURE LOVERS! yeah, so this is goodbye.



rivals;
• BLOODSHED! i don't want you and i don't need you.
• HATRED! don't bother to resist, i'll beat you.
• GOSSIP FIEND! it's not your fault that you're always wrong.
• BULLIES WILLOW! the weak ones are there to justify the strong.
• VICTIM OF BULLYING! the beautiful people, the beautiful people.
• ASSOCIATIVE DISLIKE! it's all relative to the size of your steeple.
• FRIENDS TURNED ENEMIES! you can't see the forest from the trees.
• TWO-FACED! and you can't smell your own shit on your knees.
• IRRITATION! there's no time to discriminate.
• ENVIOUS! hate every motherfucker that is in your way.
• COMPETITION! you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean.
• TOLERANCE! the worms will live in every host.
• MIXED FEELINGS! it's hard to pick the one they eat the most.
• EXCHANGING GLARES! capitalism has made it this way.
• FUTURE ENEMIES! old-fashioned facsism will take it away.

archive of babes;



name.
witty quote;
age in words years old.
instructing at beaumont for time in words year.

[two icons]

[ships]

their character's thoughts;
"Yeah, babe."

willow's thoughts;
"No way."